Cow, married woman & fresh water

Monday, March 19, 2018

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Mi seh friends, mi had a serious wild dream di other night weh mek me a wonder if me a eat too late. Mi seh mi dream seh some big bull cow (9), ram goat (35), and wild horse (18) run mi down and some ah mi relatives, friends and co-workers through some long (31), dark, winding alleys. Di way how mi run inna mi dream, mi wake up well tired.

Boy, pregnancy really fit some people, yuh know. The married woman (7), who I haven't seen in ages, was glowing like fine jewellery with her six-month-old belly (8). It is a dream come true, and I know when the baby (34) arrives he/she will be well taken care of.

Mi seh di heavy rain (24) wreaked havoc 'pon di people dem funeral (3). Di mourners dem haffi bail out di muddy water (30) out a di grave (8 again) before dem could lower the casket (25). At least di dead get a water baptism before him move over in the afterlife. But mi never like how some of di mourners dem did a behave like dem entitled to the food (20). I don't know when since funeral turn feast. More time.




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