Gold, silver, and more

Monday, April 16, 2018

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Friends, if nothing else, gold (32) and silver (19) should be hot this week. Wi haffi go charter a ship fi carry the record haul from Down Under. All of twenty-seven (27).

The old lady (36) wid di crystal ball tell mi that lately she has been seeing crowd (25) and lots of food (20), including whole pig (7) and goat (35). Mi a wonder why, 'cause dat sound like a dead yard (3, 1) is in the making. Mi just hope seh is some other celebration, cause mi lose too many friends and family members already.

Mi see the three dog (3, 11) a frolic inna di dirty water (30) like dem a hog. Mi know the place hot, but mi a wonder how dem owner manage fi clean di mess.

Di lady and her likkle daughter in di pet store a look frog (4) fi buy. In my humble opinion, when it come to pets, things like frog, lizard (31) and rat (15) cross di line. How can any sane human being hold dem things deh inna dem hand? More time.

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