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Mouth (14) mek fi chat!

Monday, August 20, 2018

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Friends , mi find mi self deep inna argument with the little old lady (36), black man (23), and the little boy (11). The argument ranges from guns (2, 27), to thief (5), to police (13), and bad girl (21). It was some serious rakes and more! When all was said and done, the old lady remind mi dat mouth (14) should be a hot number this week given how long wi did a chat.

So mi tek mi faas self to wander inna di Chiney man (17) supermarket (33) fi get an idea why it always so busy with — you guessed it — Asian customers. I never see so much meat (20) in one place inna mi life! Dem have frozen duck and fowl (28) still with the head (12) on, frozen frog (4) legs, and some breed a fish (30) weh mi never hear 'bout before. But di big, roast hog (7) head dem weh on display in the heater was frightening. Cyaan believe dem not even dig out di eye before dem roast it!

What a way di politician dem (34) busy! Seems like wi in di middle of an election campaign. All competition for who can draw di biggest crowd (25) start already. But people are wiser, and so-so chat nah dweet again. More time!

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