Madman, puss & pretty goat
Friends, I don't know if I should call him a mad man or a bad man, but only a crazy, crazy man (27) would want to disarm a policeman (13).
Mek things worse, the man pulled the trigger and started firing. That young policeman lucky him neva aim at him.
No sah! Dem nurses (26) at the country's main maternity hospital (33) treating people like dem still in di time of slavery. Why black people can treat each other so bad? Come on nurses, let us memba weh wi come from!
It was a puss eat puss fight in the car park Monday night. You waan see mi a tek mi time move cause me neva waan fi get ketch inna nuh puss (14/18) fight at all.
Mi neva see goat (35) wid jerry curls before. If you missed Denbigh, get Tuesday's issue of the Jamaica Observer to see the stylish goat. Mi granny, a wha a gwaan! Beautiful goat contest? Anyway, memba the rake, my friends.
Enjoy the Independence holiday and memba fi walk good!