Police, beggar, puss, John Crow and fresh water
BY THE RAKE MASTER
Friends, what a thing? The big respectable policeman just walk away so. No, sah. Something wrong, but since we deh yah fi di rake business, just bank on number 13.
The puss dem plentiful and the beggar man dem not better at all. You have one big head one on Spanish Town Road (in front of 'Back To' on the opposite side) who seems like him tek up residence right deh soh. That one look like somebody dump him there, but di good thing him not paying rent. His rake is number 1.
Then the whole heap a puss now annoying. But don't be annoyed by number 18 if you put your trust in a little puss.
By the way, mi see the John Crow dem (yes, the real ones) line out like dem sending another signal that 25 still hot.
Oh, nice to hear of tropical depression number one. We all longing for some fresh water (24).
Tek care until Friday.