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Run wid big house

BY THE RAKE MASTER

Wednesday, December 18, 2013    

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THE bee (16) was there relaxing all this time on the young woman's hand, and as quick as a man pointed to it she jumped. I didn't want to laugh. Hope you ketch di rake!

I just couldn't understand the 'smart dog' (11). I tried to avoid hitting the animal, but instead of going about its business it came right back into the road, forcing me to stop. Ah, bwoy.

Why Jamaican people love to light fire so much? You travel so many places and see these little fires (2). Might as well them mek a fireplace in dem house where dem can keep warm all day.

Oh, I saw a lovely big house (33) while I was in dreamland. It was looking great, but you have to get the rakes to win them things there. Run wid big house today.

I saw a little 'rich' kid the other day playing with her coins. Wonder if she wanted to buy back her two front teeth for Christmas.

Be good until Sunday.

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