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THE RAKE MASTER  
September 21, 2013

Ugly puss, John Crow and ripe fruits

MY friends, mi neva know seh cat coulda look like patoo? Mi neva see a puss as ugly like the one in Independence City the other day. Take 18 for that ugly one!

I need to find out from the people at the Portmore Toll office why so many John Crows are always around that side. Crows galore!! Anyway, don’t worry about them, it is the 25 that matters.

Finally, mi dream bout ripe fruits. Number 32 can give you the golden touch that you have been longing for.

But it wasn’t good news for that lady who had to spend time beside her little girl at the Bustamante Hospital for Children. Sick is 20 and the big hospital is 33.

Take care, until.

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