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Rakes aplenty!
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BY THE RAKE MASTER  
March 3, 2015

Rakes aplenty!

Friends, we got a little sprinkling (24) in the capital city Monday and still waiting for more to cool the place down.

Mi naah tell nuh lie, the murders (3) mek mi feel sick (20). Why some people so wicked? Not even dogs (11) are safe nowadays. The society needs urgent healing.

If I were asked to rename the place called ‘Back To’ I would say Ghost (1) Town. Why the black people dem bleach and half-bleach and wearing di false eyelashes till dem look like duppy? No sah! Garvey is turning.

Jamaican people nuh romp when dem a add on pon dem house. Hear seh some Europeans ask one time why we have so many palaces (33) in Jamaica. Can’t laugh.

Why wi love fi bun bush so much? Country and town people love fi light dem likkle fire (2). Or is the smoke dem like see?

The puss (14, 18) dem a give me hell! As di lawn clean up dem mess (32) it up again.

Walk good, until.

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