I saw a dread (23) who just grab the dead (3) puss (14, 18) by the tail to get it out of the road. It looked yucky! Good for those boys (11) who were sent home by schools (33) to get their hair (19) cut at the barber shop (10).

Good to see that some schools are really trying to have disciplined pupils in the classroom.

It was only 8:00 am and the hombre was seen staggering on the road, suggesting that he was under a heavy influence of rum and water (24). So many prefer the white or red rum (32) than a cup of tea. But dat nuh good fi unu at all. Ole cars are really for poor people. See one pop down (8) yesterday and had about six (6) young men pushing.

Those peel-head John Crows (25) neva fail to disappoint. You can count on them to be at that place.

Big question. Is the group about to add PSM to the comedy train?

Why did the PM (34) run on the stage looking all lost during the comedy performance? Maybe she is considering a career in comedy after politics. Who knows? Walk good, my friends.