Friends, another crowd (25) turned out for the big event… the changing of the guards. Some many officials (34), dignitaries, white man (26), Chiney man (17), Indian (19) and chief gather at the big house (33) for the swearing-in. But all in all, it was the rasta dat bring di most vibes. Mi like it!

Motorists were puzzled to see the old man (9, 13) doing some serious push-ups like any strong man (6) at the bus stop. Some seh di man a show off his strength, others seh him head (12) nuh good. Di man looked really impressive.

Di people dem a wonder how di poor dog (11) nuh dead (3) yet with di amount a rat (15) weh him eat since the other day. Dem seh one (1) cyaan satisfy him, so him eat dem in twos (2) and threes (3).

So di stupid man a post video clip with the baby girl (16) ah ride pod di crocodile back. How dangerous!

Had a dream ’bout some ol’ dead (9). It was frightening, but I hope a some rake and a little luck dem come dash pon mi. More time.

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