Friends, with the big officials (34) now settled in the big house (33), let us move fi di good a wi likkle island called Jamaica.

But mi hear seh some people had to spend many days on the throne as the nerves pulled nature (32) down. Hope you get di rake.

Mi expect (27) fi run hot this week after seeing those two mad men yesterday. One was on di Dyke Road with his head hanging down like he was trying to bury it in di ground. Den the other one signalled mi fi stop like him a traffic cop (13).

The ram goat (35) had to stand on its hind legs fi nyam di people dem plant from over di wall.

Then mi see one pack of dogs (11) like they were trying to organise a road block, ’cause mi couldn’t understand why they stood in the road like that.

I was listening to the parson (29) man on the radio one night when this old man (13 again) called and kept talking about breast milk (19) contributing to his ‘livelihood’. When the parson asked him if a grown man like him still drink it, him seh is di tablet form. Wasn’t funny at all!

Walk good until.