Friends, some weird dreams have me thinking if mi head (12) a go… yuh know, if mi a get mad (27). Mi swim ‘cross ocean (22, 24), jump ‘cross one deep well (8), climb hill (29), and crawl through valley just fi go see a small, new house (10) white man (26) and him crew ah build fi me.

And after all dat, di man tell mi dat easier way in and out ah di place deh. Mi just wake up. No more bad dreams.

Di two likkle toddler boys (34, 11) mek a whole heap a noise inna di wholesale, the poor old lady (36) couldn’t tek it, she had to exit. And di married woman (7) who a order di bag ah meat (20)! It look like fi har family really big, or she deh cook fi di entire community.

Dat news with the crazy cow (9) who appear from nowhere to scare di youngsters dem off the football field was scary. Poor thing dem.

Be careful where yuh buy your foodstuff. Hear dat the big rat (15) scare everybody from outta di shop and the shopkeeper, one big strong man (6, 23), behave like it was just another day.

More time.