Friends, wi run out of adjectives fi describe di great Olympian Usain Bolt (23). It could take decades for the world to see an athlete who can pack a stadium and set spectators on fire (27) like this great man. I am sure he had a wonderful time during yesterday’s birthday celebration. Mi can just imagine di crowd (25), the dancing and di food at the athletes’ village in Rio.

Gold (32) and silver (18) should be hot this week.

So, it is now official that Shelly (22) will be moving on. All di best great one and keep doing well. Jamaica is proud of you.

All who go a work late over the past two weeks will be out of excuses this week ’cause di Olympics done. No more little (10) lies to stay home.

I saw a boy (11) Friday wid a big (33) belly (8) and mi affi wonder a whey him a nyam. Him better start work it off from now.

Mi a beg di police (13) fi move that beggar (1) from the East Avenue/ Spanish Town Road intersection. When you tell the dude no, him bang on di vehicle and den lay back inna him wheelchair. Please don’t give him your money!

Until such time, walk good.