Police, thief and one-teeth man
Friends, wid all this traffic so early in the month, mi a wonder if Christmas come early.
Big up to the police (13) who announced more spot checks all around. This is the time that the thief (5) dem go around wid dem gun (27) and rob people. So, mi a beg the cops fi clamp down on dem.
Mi a wonder how those two (2) dogs reach on the top of the big (33) house yesterday. All mi know seh, mi cyaan tek no dog bite (14) so mi stay far from those mongrels.
Talk about bite, mi see a one-teeth (13) man dis week. Mi nuh know if a dumpling bruk out di res a him teeth dem.
Then, tell mi something, is the elderly (36) lady going to take on a new name? ‘Boycott ‘. I am going to watch and see how many more boycotts and walk-outs there will be before the exit.
But it was nice to see the former PMs (34) for the signing of the social contract.
Walk good until.
