His ideal woman
LAST week, 27-year-old entrepreneur Janice got a lot of flak for her list of qualities for her ideal man, with many readers saying that women are picky creatures with endless demands and unrealistic expectations. But it seems women are not the only ones sporting checklists. Men also have their preferences, and if you thought Janice’s requirements were absurd, what say you about the men below?
Perry:
For me still, I want a dark-skinned girl who is slim, nice personality, great reasoning ability, great kisser, smart. I don’t want any fool-fool girl.
Fabian:
I like my girls fat around the back. She must have a car ’cause we have to move around. She mustn’t be too brown ’cause browning not running the place again. So I will hold on to a natural empress.
Dennis:
I won’t pretend like I’m looking for miss ‘nice nice.’ I want a girl who knows how to handle her man. She must be able to cook, clean, and take care of the children. That doesn’t mean I won’t contribute, but she has to know her place as a woman and keep herself looking good, even if we’re together for years.
Swizzle:
My girl should be humble and chill, one who I can converse with, a girl who gives her full attention. I need a girl who’s jealous. I need all of her time, 100 per cent of it.
Keemz:
Perfection is something that we strive for, but it is unlikely that we will find this at all.
Don:
She’s got to be decent and know how to dress. I look for respect, a girl who checks for me and is always there for me. I like slim girls, with body. She should be able to make me turn into a better man.
Delroy:
I like a girl who can rough me up and let me know when I behave like a boy. I want a girl who isn’t afraid to throw me down in the bedroom, and who knows her way around the kitchen. She must have her own money, as my days of giving woman all my money done. And you see how me ugly? That means mi nuh want no ugly girl. A nice shape dark-skinned girl mi a pree.
