My friends, it seems this place is never short of drama. This time, the police (13) are popping up in every discussion — good and bad. Seems some people like di limelight bad. Good for them.

Boy it was something to see the two extortionists — or in plain language the two big strong tief (5, 23, 6) — fighting over who should direct the frightened Chiney driver (17) to the parking spot in the captured parking lot. Man, I didn’t know that a Chiney man coulda open him eye dem dat wide! So many people felt sorry for him, but didn’t budge. Another example of what is wrong with Jamaica. We have to do better.

Friends, I am quite sure I am not the only one doing the rain dance as we yearn for some freshwater (24). Man, every year the management of the water company outdo themselves by proving just how incompetent they are. Same old problem, same old story.

And, with all the misery, the wild dreams continue. So you can count on 1 (duppy), 3 (dead), 25 (crowd), 7 (married woman) and 29 pastor. Some things in certain quarters look real fishy, and since the man has dropping the 30 so frequently, it’s a good number to bank on.

See yu Wednesday.