Hand foot & mouth or foot in mouth?
What a week my party has had! Two Prime Ministers in one week! Nuh whey nuh nice like orange party country.John Luke Powell responds:
I see people from that #ArticulateMinority chatting about what the nice, nice British Prime Minister (see how him skin clean and nice?!) came to give us. I see them talking about why we would spend about seven billion dollars on a prison to import Jamaican prisoners. That green leader is even talking about schools fostering more growth than prisons? And people are commending him for it.
And my answer to them is simple. Why you all like to focus on the negative? Look how many nice things he said about us? He called us friends for the future! (#UK+Jamaica 4eva). Why doesn’t this group of chatters just move on from the prison thing? You all might be happy for a prison with nice beds when we lock up some of you. They’re talking about organising a protest. Haha, that is never going to happen with those chatterboxes.
Another thing those chatterboxes are talking about is hand, foot and mouth disease in schools. They say it’s yet another disease outbreak and spread under Mr Healthy and Competent. What is their point? By the time he’s done, our children will be stronger and immune to every disease you can think of! I mean, he has had foot-in-mouth disease many times, and he’s still in office. Those leggo beasts will be stronger for longer!
Two Prime Ministers in one week? We removed a President in four days. And not one actualisation of reparations? Under our government, people who suffered received reparations.
I cannot believe the idiocy of those orange party apologists. That’s why we always elect bright people to represent our constituencies. People who perform get the seats.
People say we are not a good Opposition. But look at the volume of press conferences we hold. If press conferences are indications of taking actions (which they obviously are when we do it) then we are quite possibly the most active Opposition ever.
Our talking speaks for itself.