Friends, I didn’t know dat people drinking di bad gas too. ‘Cause only dat could explain weh di big strong man (6) let off in di small wholesale (10) yesterday. Fight (27) almost bruk in deh. Nasty!

Boy, mi couldn’t understand why the crowd (25) did so mawga at di big church (33). Plus, di vibes did really fenke-fenke, as mi late granny (36, 3) would a seh. It seemed like dem still a detox from eating too much food (20) ova di Christmas holidays.

Den the pastor (29) did really sound flat. Mi prefer ‘preaching’ over ‘lecturing’ any day. Whole heap a heads (12) nodding as people fight di sleep. Thank God (26) fi di unassuming man (23) weh really shell dung di place wid him singing. When him open him mouth (14) a one a di richest baritone mi hear in a long while.

What is Mama P (34) waiting on? She need fi call di ting and get it out a di way. Too much drama. Mi tyad ah it. Probably dem shoulda all jus tek weh dem self ’cause a di same set ah people wi seeing in office since the 70s, and wi no betta off fi it. More time