Friends, I don’t know what is this thing with mi and puss (14). See one dead (3) one in di middle a di road weh one mad (27) motorist crush out. Then when mi look through mi window yesterday, there was a big brown and white one comfortable pon mi verandah, like it was puss day.

Then one mongoose (18) run cross di toll road as I headed towards the toll plaza yesterday. Poor thing had to dash back as it could not get cross to the other side. A smart mongoose would look to see where a hole is. People seh mongoose a bad luck, but mi bun dat cause mi know seh dat a big rake!

Talking bout bun, mi realise seh di big supermarket (33) dem well stock out fi Easter already. But di fisher people dem a go jack up the price a dem fish (30) by this weekend.

Why dem waan fi tek weh di police (13) assigned to di former official (34)? But weh mi nuh understand is why complain on social media instead of going to di source? Anyway, people do things fi dem way.

So walk good until.