THE RAKE MASTER SAYS… Samba rakes
Friends, what an anticlimactic end on the track in the big stadium (33)! Maybe it was because a certain country win the two (2) races. Wi four (4) girls and boys haffi settle fi silver (19).
But di football game did really nice though. That is what yuh call a grudge match. And it was even-steven between the eleven (11) home fellows and the visitors from Europe. I hope you realise seh the two (2) scores in the regulation time were numbers ten (10) and seven (7). The match ended five-four (5, 4) on penalty kicks after ending in a 1-1 tie through 120 minutes. Mi know the samba boys never forget the 7-1 trashing dem get in 2015. Yuh see how much rake yuh just get!
So people, while mi nuh miss the commentators, mi gwine miss the action on the track, in the pool (8, 22), and elsewhere, ’cause the Olympics really gi wi a break from the politics. Lawd, can imagine how a certain politician (34) a wait fi go back to the preaching of doom and gloom despite all the praise that the IMF giving di country. More time.

