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Lizard, goat, mongoose and police
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August 22, 2016

Lizard, goat, mongoose and police

Friends, mi affi wonder how a speeding motorist manage to kill (3) a goat (35). That is a big (33) animal, so how him or she never see it? I am now convinced that we have some blind (27) drivers on di roads. No wonder we have so many accidents involving careless motorists.

Also, how a man manage to kill a mongoose (18) scampering across the road, like one I saw yesterday in a permanent sleep? Then a little after that I saw a puss (14) sleeping away. You guessed right! Hit by a motorist.

Wow, that was a huge croaking lizard (31). I don’t know what it was feeding off, but I can tell you that it was a very fat one in the people’s house. The owner man (23) made sure to take it out as him decide not to co-exist with it.

Police (13) galore! The number of speed traps from Ochie to MoBay the other day was unbelievable. But it is really the way to keep these crazy drivers in check.

Until next time, walk good.

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