Friends, I don’t know what it is wid old woman (36) and puss. Every now and then mi just buck dem. Mi see one ole woman yesterday cuddle up with her puss (14, 18) in the early morning. Women really love cats, but that can’t be good!

On the other hand, some men (23) behave like they are in love with their dogs (11). See one man crossing Washington Boulevard pon di Heroes’ Day holiday with two dogs, one on a string, and a mongrel walking beside him. Yuh want to see how him a walk boasy wid di dog dem!

Yuh need to hear the audio of the Jamaican hombre (5) trying hard to even speak properly as he tried to con one yardie pon di telephone. Him start talk about how di woman win big car and US$5,000 and it will cost him US$1,000 (25) for it to be delivered! Seriously! She just string him out and make sure to record it. I wonder if the police (13) trace it and put the bugger behind bars? Friends, is long time dem tings happening, wi fi wise up. Just read in the Observer that Up So sentence one to six (6) year.

So, until next time, you all walk good.