If we are honest, vaginal tightening

is as much an obsession for women, as penis enlargement and staying power are

to men.

Movado sang about the need for long

distancing ‘stulling’ but Aidonia said  having a good ‘uku’ makes all the difference

in the world, so how does one go about achieving that ‘vice grip’ effect

without surgery?

Though we cannot advocate trying

anything other than what your gynaecologist recommends, you should at least

know that there are some topical options out there.

We’ll start with the craziest and

then work our way down to those that actually get medical endorsement:

1. Cake soap: It does more than keep your clothes clean and face

‘cool’. Believe it or not, some women insert small slivers into their ‘you know

where’ for hours prior to intercourse.

2. Alum: Packed with potassium and sulphide minerals, you can grind it

into paste, shape it into a bar or sprinkle into a bath with a little rose

water. It is also said to it good for eliminating body odour, killing bacteria

and fungus and for healing sores and wounds.

3. Wasp nest: Women would up a nest and insert the cubes in their

vaginas. (Side note: Please take the wasps out first!)

4. Aloe Vera: It increases elasticity, makes the skin more flexible

and easier to repair so it can be used as a vaginal wash or douche when

necessary.

5.

Vitamin E capsule: You can take it vaginally as it treats dryness and helps to build

and strengthen the vaginal walls and keep it healthy.

6. Yoga: Its purpose extends far past meditation as, if done often

enough, it will strengthen the muscles in your nether region.

7. Kegels: These exercises are

certified successful if done right. Simply squeeze your pelvic muscles and

hold the contraction for a few seconds at a time. Ensure that you are not

clenching your abdomen and butt in the process