Two politicians and a trophy hottie

It wasn’t a pretty sight as two ageable politicians, from different parties, clashed over a young hot girl in the rural parish. Apparently, each one thought he was the only one until they ‘buck up’ by accident. While it lasted, the young lady is said to have collected a tidy sum and a nice car.

DNA bangarang

The teenage boy won’t be joining his father in the States because the DNA test showed he’s not the child’s biological father. The ‘jacketed’ father carried on so bad that police had to be called to calm things down. A word to my sisters: Stop giving jackets. I feel sorry for the little boy who is going to miss out on all his opportunities.

All good mothers loving Broadcasting Commission

Good to see the Broadcasting Commission has come alive. Some slack entertainers will cuss them out but all good mothers are behind them. After cleaning up the airwaves it’s the public transportation next. Children shouldn’t be subjected to such filth. Miss Tanya Stephens is wrong on this one. Good move, Mr Cordel Green and team.

Again, polygraph test for every one at Central Police

The news that St Catherine’s most wanted man, Rudolph “Boxer” Shaw, has been killed by police after escaping the custody of the Kingston Central Police lock-up should not be the end of it. How did he escape? I am still calling on Commissioner of Police Antony Anderson to have all the cops and staffers at Central polygraphed.