Blazing hot aphrodisiacs
FOR some lovers, the cow cod soup made just a certain way is a sure prescription for a long night of romance; others swear by peanut punch, Irish Moss, or their own Dragon-laced concoctions that they say keep the fire burning and burning. Last week we asked for your favourite potions, and how and if they work, and here’s what you had to say.
My boyfriend lives on Vitamin B tablets. He says they give him extra energy and keeps him sexy. I wish I had the guts to tell him that all the effort isn’t really working, because our sex life isn’t that fantastic, but I don’t want to think about how much worse he would be if he wasn’t taking them.
-Angela
This is a funny story. I was living in St Maarten and working for some locals who were fascinated by Jamaican food. My boss was drinking a Vita Malt which he said was what worked for the locals. He said he had been tricked into drinking our cow cod soup once, without knowing what cow cod was, and though it worked that night with his wife, he couldn’t get past the thought of what the ingredients were. My French co-worker seemed quite intrigued, and didn’t quite get the description. So I made him a pot, and the next day he came to work beaming from ear to ear after a great night with his girlfriend.
– Peter M
I know chocolates work for women. A little chocolate and a glass of champagne always does wonders for me even if I’m not in the mood.
– Leigh
I was on an executive bus one Friday when the conversation turned to sex, after a pretty girl came on looking somewhat tired. The man beside me started chuckling and said that she probably had a hard night from a man who must have used the ‘Magnum tonic’. Turns out, a mix of that, Supligen, peanuts and white rum will keep the man going for hours and hours. The fat man swore by it.
– Sasha
Bedroom tales
The weird thing about Jamaican men is that they’re so darned funny, and in a homophobic society, women have to be extra careful about what they suggest or try in the bedroom, lest they be branded traitors to the traditional.
But we have to admit that interesting loving demands that something other than missionary be ideal, and so, here’s your chance to share. Have any funny bedroom tales about experiments gone wrong that you’d like to share?
Have you identified the hot buttons that your Jamaican man likes to have pushed, even though his friends would kill him if they knew? And when he says ‘honey don’t go there’, what exactly do you do to make things interesting despite all his rules? Share your stories at allwomanjaobs@yahoo.com
