Two-foot puss and madman
Friends, what would you say to the poor old lady (36) who woke up to find that di two-foot puss dem (thief, 5) tek off with her gate? Dis scrap metal ting a get from bad to worser, and the dear minister (26), di one who overseeing the ‘Crown and Anchor’ game, seems out of touch with all of it. Him nuh know what a gwaan a road at all.
Well, with the free-for-all nature of this country, even beggars (9) turn choosers now. Dis man did a pretend dat him mad (27), but him was quite sane enough to know dat a five-dollar coin (5, 19, 25) cyaan buy nutten. Yes, him know seh tings hard. So, him just fling it back on di giver.
A me alone tired fi see di old man dem inna Parliament (33)? What can they offer new and different? Nothing at all, my friends. And di arrogance tun up!
Seems like di police dem (13) sleeping on di job, ’cause only dat can explain di out of control crime rate. Lord, help us! More time.