I must say thanks, my friends, for the support. People seh the rake master a gwaan good. Keep supporting you favourite newspaper. Special big up to that Kingston taxi driver (23) from Hagley Park Road.

I don’t know why lizards (31) and other crawlies believe dem must invade human habitat at rain (24) time! Sorry for those women (7, 22) who are afraid of every moving thing!

It was just 11:00 in the morning, so I don’t know what the cass-cass in the bakery of the big supermarket could be about. People must learn fi lef dem burden at home!

Then the cashier had all right fi look at the hombre like that. Apparently he does not own a mirror or a toothbrush. When the man open him mouth (14) you would be shocked to see the whole heap of rotten teeth (13). “Deal wid it” were his words to cashier when it was time to cash his bun and pineapple-flavoured soda. If him cyaan buy a toothbrush I don’t know if he had the money (25) fi pay.

Our country has a long way to go, but walk good until next time.