Let’s unite for that rare orgasm!
I belong to a group of guys who are dangerously close to believing that the female orgasm does not exist, and that its just a myth told by women to put more pressure on us men in the bedroom. Okay that’s a joke, but still I, and most of the guys I know, are far from satisfied about the female orgasm, having met it only a few times in our lives.
History hasn’t been kind to us men where the female orgasm is concerned, portraying us only as concerned only about getting ours. And if you watch enough TV these days, you’d think that there is some kind of moral panic among women as they scrape desperately for ways to encourage men to give them what they so badly want! Deep down some women even resent their men because they cant get an orgasm from intercourse with them, and then they get even more mad because we always seem to get ours. What the heck is that about?
Are we men supposed to apologise for the fact that our orgasms (because we’re engineered to preserve the human race) are a little easier to come by? We didn’t design the female orgasm to be without purpose, save for the pleasure of women, so stop getting mad at us when you don’t get one! Not to mention the fact that a lot of the time women can’t get orgasms because they aren’t in touch with their own bodies.
They don’t know what makes them weak in the knees and then they expect us men to automatically give them multiples (multiple orgasms for the slow among us) on the first time out! I can already hear the women who have been married for years kissing their teeth and going ‘But my man still doesn’t know how to give me an orgasm’ – and the reason for that is simple, you (not him) have not figured out how to get one yet. And what’s worse is most of you are not willing to take the time to find out.
I am calling for unity. Women and men should unite in their search for the female orgasm, because I know every man would like to know that his woman had an orgasm after every encounter. And if your man is not quite there yet ladies, the two worst ways to encourage him are to be hypocritical, and to get dressed hurriedly with a huge pout on your face. Take the time to speak lovingly with the man and I guarantee he will listen, and make sure to let him know about all his successes along the way; let him know what feels good. Then everybody will be happy.
-Javier
