Interesting bedroom moments
LAST week we asked for your funny bedroom stories and you didn’t hesitate to share. We asked: Do you have any funny experiments that you’ve tried in the bedroom that went horribly wrong? Have you identified the buttons that your man likes to have pushed, even though his friends would kill him if they knew? Here are your answers.
We decided one night to try the melted chocolate and whipped cream that we’d seen on TV. Well, what actually happened was that the chocolate stuck to me for days, even after many showers, and to add insult to injury, right in the middle of our little tryst, who should join us but a family of sugar ants! We’ll never try food in bed again!
– Katie
My boyfriend doesn’t want me to touch him on his nipples because he says it’s what men do to girls. But in the middle of love-making I always notice that it’s one of the things that turn him on. So when he says no, I just continue, and he moans and moans, and I know that his friends would laugh him to scorn if they knew.
– Amie
If my boyfriend’s poker buddies knew that he screams like a girl whenever I tickle him, he couldn’t live it down.
– Mellisa
My boyfriend is 36 this year, so he came out of the age where men did not bow to certain women’s demands. Well he was quite vocal about it and I just hinted now and then that he had to get with the programme. I got a job overseas for a year and the night before I was leaving Mr ‘I won’t do that’ went all crazy in bed, and decided to reciprocate my act of kindness, by going down the road he hadn’t been before. If his domino buddies ever knew, they’d laugh him to scorn.
– Michelle
My guy’s friends would kill him if they knew that he allows me to shave his legs and makes me plait his hair and put hairclips in.
– NC
My husband is an accountant so not only does he work long hours, he takes the boring-ness inside our bedroom too. But I’m willing to try anything and because of that he has branded me a freak. Well one night I decided to dress up like Macka Diamond in that Hula Hoop song, and I got champagne and everything and waited for my man to get home. I planned to seduce him that night, and when my little accountant came home all tired from work and I greeted him by the bed in my outfit, his tiredness flew away. From that moment on, he wanted a show like that every week.
– Liz
