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My worst sexual experience
All Woman, Confessions
 on July 12, 2016

My worst sexual experience

By VANESSA E CHAMBERS 

Though sex is supposed to be fun, sometimes excitement quickly turns to disappointment as a sexual encounter becomes nothing more than a big anti-climax.

What was your worst sexual encounter?

Maxwell:

I remember meeting this girl; she was really, really good-looking and I couldn’t wait for the day when she would invite me over to her house. When I got there she was the only one there and I knew what was going to happen. But when it came to that moment I noticed that she had a strong odour. I tried to ignore it but couldn’t. I was a big turn-off. I started, but I couldn’t finish. She cursed me out, telling me I was a bag of mouth and no action. I didn’t want to respond to her but I did. I had to put her in her place and let her know how she smelt.

Ruby:

I finally got to date this guy who I was admiring in my office for some time. I told him I wasn’t ready to just jump in the sack and he was willing to wait. So one night I decided to surprise him with a romantic dinner at my place. That night led to us having sex. In the middle of it he hopped off me, like something scared him. When I looked down I was bleeding. I thought he had damaged me but it turned out that Aunt Flo had come. I was so embarrassed. He hardly spoke to me after that.

Odane:

I had sex with an older lady and was given a proper list of do’s and don’ts. I never had sex like this before and it was the worst experience ever for me, because I couldn’t do all the things I wanted to.

Stacy:

I was into this man once. He was thick and went to the gym every day. When he walked he turned heads; he was on fire. Anyway, I got my chance to talk to him one day and he asked me out and I said yes.  I wanted to have sex with him that day and he knew it because I told him. He took me to his place and I was getting turned on by the sight of his body, until he took off his pants. It was like looking at a real-life Vienna tinned sausage. I never felt a thing but he was sure full of confidence thinking he was rocking my world, asking me if I liked what he was doing. I said yes because I didn’t want to be mean.

Keith:

You know the men who talk a lot about what they will do to a woman and always fall short? Well, you have some women who do the same thing. I met this girl once who kept telling me she liked me and how much she was going to have sex with me and mash up my head. So one day I told her I was ready for her and she came to see me. But it was having sex with a corpse. I could swear that a funeral home somewhere was looking for a body they misplaced. She was boring beyond belief.

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