LET’S start with the good news first, shall we?

On second thoughts, the ‘pop down’ is, like, soooo much better… The wall is being fortified and the CEO has requested that the construction crew work around the clock to ensure that it’s complete by month-end, so convinced is he that trouble looms.

Big Brother was not only watching, but counting, too, and taking note. A reminder, perhaps, that the tax man indeed cometh.

And it was once ever so simple. I mean, there was no reason really to even stress. The boss fired the first salvo Wednesday last, however, when he summoned his finance team to start “using their degrees to create solutions, generate customers and save their f–ing jobs”. It’s called Same Way So!

It certainly is not business as usual!!

And on the subject of ‘not business as usual’, those customers at the low end of the interest rates are “easier to attract than you think”.

Seems the many self-appointed BFFs and confidantes will be in for a rude awakening, come tomorrow.

The lawyer, it is alleged, has run away.

À Bientôt!

PS Why are folks so awful? Surely the chicsters were not out on a shoplifting spree. I mean, things are not that bad back home…okay, not yet. It was nothing but a misunderstanding; they simply wanted to test the security system…and hopefully, pay next month’s rent.

PPS And so what if his address has changed? There’s a lesson somewhere for all the men who love to move in.