And just when we thought nothing could possibly jar the ‘Emancipendence’ weekend, along came the on-camera beating and subsequent shooting accompanied by the memorable — albeit absolutely contradictory — CCN report. It suddenly all became crystal clear… the tireless campaigning, that is, of Jamaicans for Justice.

September will go down in the annals as the month of the many celeb mums who gave birth. Let’s add Justin’s love child to that list, too, for surely he will soon be seen at all the right birthday parties.

Eyebrows may have been raised when she swanned in — BFF in tow — but why the hell not? After all, she does have an MBA, a well-appointed home (in her name to boot), an impressive bank account and a mega-wealthy, brilliantly positioned married lover who won’t give her up!

Here we go again…hopefully this time around it’ll be a lot less painful.

DWL… The latest posting cites New York as the place of residence.

Hmmm, so the first wife got a substantial payout as well as a stake in what’s not part of the public offering! Word is that, just like Oliver, she wants “more!”

What’s there not to like about life on The Rock, where the latest must-have accessory is at least two bodyguards, one for the wife and the other for the girlfriend? So forget about silencing the helpers, for what happened in MoBay on Saturday was priceless. The only thing missing was a video camera.

À Bientôt!

PS The Second City saw its fair share of celebs this weekend – from Jermaine Dupri to Will and Jada. Such a pity Alicia Keys tied the knot in France.

Thankfully, we’re still considered a hot ticket for destination weddings.

PPS Okay, it’s back to the list again… and non-stop jitters all around.