Friends, from long time mi believe seh short-temper people nuh fi play contact sports.

Suppose yuh see how di two big man dem (2, 23) ah fight (27) pon di football field!

Mi shame fi dem! It would a good if some politician (26) channel dem strength inna dem constituencies and divisions.

This babble-mouthed (14) politician spend so much time on social media cussing taxpayers; now it clear to everybody why di division ah suffer so.

That Chiney man (17) must be the strongest (6) among him race why he was able to control dem two big dog deh (11) while standing in di river (22, 30).

Mi nah lie, di dog was almost as tall as him master. If it look so scary pon di video; jus’ imagine how it look inna real life! Den dere was dis big wutliss mongrel dog dat mek one likkle fowl (28) beat him up.

Di fowl run him dung and pick him up yuh si! The poor old lady (36) ah complain to the landlord how the house (10) full a rat (15) and muss-muss. The woman seh di rodent dem almost nyam off har toe dem.

Bwoy, dat cyaan fair fi pay rent fi live inna rat nest. But this is Jamaica, where the poor is dearly loved. More time.