FRIENDS, I watched an episode of Hoarders weh freak mi out ’til mi ‘fraid fi eat meat. Di white woman (26) house full a puss — dead and alive (18 and 3).

All inna di fridge she have puss store ‘gainst har food (20), and there were also mountains of puss mess (32 and general garbage).

Mi couldn’t believe it! One smaddy cyan nasty so? When di people from animal control come a di house dem seh dem find 49 live puss (think the numbers 4 and 9), and 18 a dem were in such bad shape dem haffi put dem to ‘sleep’ same time.

So is who dat gun (2, 27) really belong to?

My mama always remind me dat the “arms of flesh will fail you, you dare not trust your own”. No man, it serious. I wonder what was the real motive behind the police raid (13) on that ‘shop’ (10).

So many bad girls (21) in one place? I was saddened to know that a 17 year-old girl was found among the lot (17, 16). I wonder where are her parents.

Den one a dem so bright, decide fi fight off di police. Straight prison she going! Friends, di poor commuters dem a wonder why this old man (9) decide fi brush him one teeth (1) at the bus stop every morning. Some seh him just like to be seen. More time.

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