Friends, the likkle mawga dog (11) was determined to bite the old man (9, 13) on the bicycle at the busy intersection. The poor man had to be riding roun’ and roun’ to keep the mongrel at bay. But what was the mongrel doing at that intersection? That was a puzzle to everyone.

Friends, seems like the big house (33) open again. How comes nobody never invite me to house-opening party. What a turn out (25) it had… everybody with the same agenda. Is who dem think dem fooling?Seems someone waan turn celebrity overnight.

What a pickle some of wi beloved officials (34, 26) find dem self in. Is what really going on? Summons a serve left, right and centre. The party seems to be cracking up and there is not enough Crazy Glue to keep it together.

Boy, some parts of the island soaking wet from the persistent showers of freshwater (24) while other parts dry and hot. Mi granny (36) neva cease to remind me dat the world really nuh level. And, she is so right. More time.