Friends, tell ministers to tek fancy talk out a di budget debate and tell us how much more money (25) we have to find to pay taxes and user fees. So minister (34), talking fi so long to tell us this and that no turn on anybody. We can’t escape the higher fees, so just talk to us about that.

Dem seh pickney (11,16) learn from parents but it looks like dogs really learn from their masters. If dem see people in the road and won’t move when a vehicle is approaching, don’t expect di dog (11) and puss (14) fi do any better. Mi see that yesterday when mi travel through the inner-city area.

If the rain (24) in March is anything to go by, April will be wet and cool. Not a bad idea at all. But we never know what the future holds.

Man oh man. Poor fellow. The British press carried the story of a man who has outdone himself — all of 18-plus inches long. But the downside is that the size of charlie (6) has left him lonely as no one from the fairer sex wants to get near him. Poor fellow.

Anyway, until such time, be good.