Friends, the sad news circulating really prove seh money (25) cyaan buy happiness. What on Earth could drive a strong, upstanding black man (6, 23) to do dat to himself (3)? Dem need to hurry up wid the investigation, because mi waan the full story.

Speaking of money, when those in the high office (34, 26) gwine tell wi how dem plan to remedy the situation weh di big money spend and is only thirty (30) cars dem have fi show? Mi shame fi dem!

Don’t know why, in 2017, people think it still cute fi have one deggeh deggeh donkey (34) a draw tonnes of goods. What mek it worse is that him owner (9) saw it fit fi prop up himself, wife (22) and two boys (11) on top of the load. Mi sorry fi the poor donkey so til!

A years mi nuh see a John Crow (25 again), so mi wonder what cause two (2) fi come a sunbathe in the early morning sun in the rural district square. Some seh it might be just the puss (18) weh di old woman (36) cyaan find fi days now. More time.