10 things Caribbean people suck at
From our food to our fun-loving ways; to our language and affinity for partying hard, and laughing at the most inappropriate moments, Caribbean nationals are the best, and the worst.
We often do as
we please, and credit it to our ‘laidback’ approach to life.
The following
are a few things we are terrible at. It’s not for lack of trying, resources or
explanation. In general, we just do not care to do better. Read through and see
if you agree.
1. Customer service: We can be surly, if not
downright rude. The worker is always right.
2. Fidelity: No
lies detected; just ask any random person walking by.
3. Following
rules: What now? Those don’t apply to us. We bend, circumvent, skip and
manoeuvre as we please.
4. Driving with
sense: When you have people who drive the opposite way on a ‘one way’ road,
then you know it is a real problem.
5. Reading
instructions: Those are merely suggestions, there’s little to no time spent on
reading manuals.
6. Minding our own
business: Nobody knows your business more than a nosey neighbour or inquisitive
co-worker.
7. Diplomacy or
tact: If you didn’t want our thoughts, then you shouldn’t have done it.
8. Letting go
of things: Talk about holding on to a
grudge or old grievances, we have that locked.
9. Sticking to
a topic: Going off script is an artform and we’re Michaelangelo
10. Not being
petty: Just call us Petty McPettington.