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10 things Caribbean people suck at
Caribbean people know how to bring the vibes, and also lots of other traits no one bargained for.
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February 22, 2021

10 things Caribbean people suck at

From our food to our fun-loving ways; to our language and affinity for partying hard, and laughing at the most inappropriate moments, Caribbean nationals are the best, and the worst.

We often do as

we please, and credit it to our ‘laidback’ approach to life.

The following

are a few things we are terrible at. It’s not for lack of trying, resources or

explanation. In general, we just do not care to do better. Read through and see

if you agree.

1.  Customer service: We can be surly, if not

downright rude. The worker is always right.

2. Fidelity: No

lies detected; just ask any random person walking by.

3. Following

rules: What now? Those don’t apply to us. We bend, circumvent, skip and

manoeuvre as we please.

4. Driving with

sense: When you have people who drive the opposite way on a ‘one way’ road,

then you know it is a real problem.

5. Reading

instructions: Those are merely suggestions, there’s little to no time spent on

reading manuals.

6. Minding our own

business: Nobody knows your business more than a nosey neighbour or inquisitive

co-worker.

7. Diplomacy or

tact: If you didn’t want our thoughts, then you shouldn’t have done it.

8. Letting go

of things:  Talk about holding on to a

grudge or old grievances, we have that locked.

9. Sticking to

a topic: Going off script is an artform and we’re Michaelangelo

10. Not being

petty: Just call us Petty McPettington.

Who hasn’t asked to speak to a manager when things started going south doing business?
You’ll get there, but don’t ask how.

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