Your most creative sex tips

MORE likely than not, when you’re about to get some loving, instinct and tradition will guide you right to the bedroom. But if you haven’t gotten the memo yet, 2007 is the year to give the mattress a break, and give your mate the experience of his/her life by taking your loving outside – to the kitchen, to the couch, on the stairs, on the lawn – you get the drift.

Therapists – and your mate we’re sure- agree that spicing things up a bit will do wonders for your love life. And the more creative you get, the better.

So make it a resolution. Follow these tips from our readers who answered our call last week for their most creative sex tips.

Are there special ways to turn regular old sex into more of a fantasy? Read on and see.

I’ve had three mindblowing ‘auto’ encounters that are simply unforgettable. The first was in the ‘cliche’ backseat of a sweet Renault Coupe. The tiny confines didn’t stop me and my then lover from steaming up the windows though … think Titanic style, with descending handprint and all at point of climax.

After that night I seriously considered becoming an acrobat! The second happened in the frontseat of an SUV, definitely more room for leg (and everything else) than the Coupe. We just couldn’t wait to reach home so we stopped at a ‘dark enough’ spot and had a sex session that had the leather seats sqeaking for mercy.

The third time around I found out that my boyfriend was an excellent driver when I ‘blew’ him away, making him reach satisfying heights en route home on a very busy, very major road. Naturally, when we finally stepped in the house, I was fully primed and it was all about me!

-CF

Having sex on a very cold night outside in the back of your yard with only the stars as your light, and your man’s body as your only source of warmth… Still, my greatest fantasy is having sex in the back of a van going up a rocky hill.

– Kim

One day while the children were at school and my husband and I had the day off, we decided to try a scene I’d seen on the Young and the Restless. He “swept” everything off the dining room table, “pushed” me down on it, and we had a “passionate kissing” session. It was pretty funny explaining to my daughter how her paint set got broken(it had been on the table too), but we both had a great time.

-EL

I still think the shower is the best place next to the bedroom. I never thought my skinny boyfriend was exceptionally strong, until one day he held me up – for a full 10 minutes – and we did it right there in his tiny Portmore shower.

-Liz

You can’t exactly get romantic in a quad in Portmore, but we have our ways of keeping the fire going. My fiancé and I tried to be creative one night, and we went outside in the little backyard, and got things going with him sitting on a chair, and me straddling him. What made it exciting is that at any minute, my neighbour, who loves to wash at night, could have come out and seen us.

-Pam

The bad thing about fantasies is that you usually get so carried away, that you don’t plan out the logistics of how you’ll carry out the act. My fantasy has always been to make love on the beach under the stars.

Well let’s just say, we weren’t near a beach, and substituted the apartment swimming pool one night. Let’s just say, the maintennance guy came by right in the middle of it, and told us that we weren’t allowed to do that in the pool and chastised us because he said he’d have to drain and chlorinate the pool the next morning. -EM

I have the best couch ever and my boyfriend and I regularly make use of it. I call it the love couch, because it’s as wide as a bed, very comfortable, and it doesn’t squeak. Best of all, we have glass doors so we have a great view of the mountains. That’s our spot, in the middle of the living room. -LB

In the name of love

They say love makes you do crazy things – like walking in the rain or in the boiling sun; penning sappy poetry; walking hand in hand in the middle of Downtown Kingston – things you would never have contempleted had you not been bitten.

Men have pledged to climb the highest mountains and swim the deepest seas for their lovers, and one singer even urged her lover to cross the desert, get on a magic carpet and even do a Tarzan – just to get to her. We want to know how far you’ve gone for love.

Are you the type to belt out a tune on a rainy night to let her know how you feel? Have you broken into her apartment to place rose petals on her bed; rescued her from a rabid dog; played superman against a gang of thieves – have you been her hero? Tell us your stories.

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