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His lips are sealed…
All Woman, Confessions
 on January 8, 2015

His lips are sealed…

BY NICOLE NATION 

SO you’ve accused your man of doing something horrible. Does he ‘fess up right away or does he deny it flat out? Does he look you in the eyes when he answers or do his eyes divert when speaking to you?

Truth be told, some men will never tell you the truth behind your accusations whether out of fear that you will leave them or out of shame that they could possibly have done the deed.

The men below list some of the blatant lies they’ll keep their lips sealed about.

Ryan, 32:

I will never admit to cheating on her. Her self-esteem is already so fragile I really don’t want to hurt her by confessing that I cheated.

Aaron, 38:

That I left the toilet seat up. I know it sounds silly but that’s one of her pet peeves.

Dean, 31:

That I lied to her about where I was when she called me. Of course I was with the boys.

Jeremy, 29:

About not paying the bills on time. Sometimes I have so much going on that I am a bit late paying the bills. When she accuses me I assure her she is wrong. At least the light hasn’t been cut off yet! Thank goodness for online banking.

Simon, 28:

I will not admit to not feeding the dog on time. Usually if I don’t feed him on time he will literally start finding other alternatives to feed on. Once we came home and the cushions on the sofa had bite marks all over them.

Kevin, 36:

I’ll never admit that I was talking to my other girl on the line and not my mother.

Tristan, 25:

That I was eyeing the girl at the table next to us while we were at lunch.

Shane, 33:

My girlfriend thinks that I have given up smoking. Every now and then she smells the cigarette on me. Of course I have to deny it.

Stephen, 27:

She can usually tell when something is bothering me. But if she asks I usually brush it off and tell her no.

Andrew, 39:

My wife always accuses me of not listening to her. To tell you the truth, after a while I just start to zone out.

Jarrod, 31:

She accuses me of not picking up after myself. Not true, I can assure you.

Ethan, 25:

When she comes home from work she accuses me of playing video games all afternoon. Not true! The first part of the afternoon was spent catching up on my series.

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