My girlfriend’s most expensive habits

Poor is the man who has a girlfriend, as his pockets will be forever empty if he intends to please her. Such is the belief of the fellows below, who are using this medium to complain about their bag juice pockets and their girlfriends’ champagne tastes.

Andrew, 34:

I dated a girl once and every time we wanted to go to an event, she wanted to buy something new — be it a handbag, shoes or a dress. Frankly I couldn’t keep up with her financially. My wallet nuh so strong.

Eric, 31:

Can I tell you, I know the cost of a bag of hair extensions by now. My girlfriend recites to me the cost every time she wants to change up her hairstyle.

John, 30:

My girl just deh a di spa from ‘mani Mondays’ to ‘facial Fridays’. She must think mi mek outta money.

Colin, 38:

I understand that everything costs money but sometimes women need to just be more mindful of their spending. My wife doesn’t go overboard with the spending, however, what she will do is buy the most expensive brand of something. For me tissue is tissue, however, she will buy the most expensive tissue on the shelf! What’s the sense, you’re going to flush it down the toilet anyway.

Chris, 36:

When I hear the word expensive, all that comes to my mind is accessories. My girl can’t go anywhere if she doesn’t accessorise. Her hair haffi match her bag which haffi match her shoes, which haffi match her nails. All this matching a mash up mi wallet!

Gavin, 27:

For me my girl’s most expensive habit is the fact that she saves her money. You may be wondering, what? Saving? Yes, saving. The thing is, she is saving and I’m the one who is spending!