Netflix and chill moments gone bad
IT’S the new invitation from amorous men and women, ‘Let’s Netflix and chill’ — a euphemistic term for a cheap date that involves watching Netflix and eventually getting romantic on the couch.
But as with so many other plans, things can go awry, and while some people manage to Netflix and chill properly, others fail miserably, as outlined below.
Kay:
We were chilling and I was actually enjoying the movie but we paused to kiss. I couldn’t enjoy the moment quite like I wanted to because of a certain urge. Playfully, I got him to stop, and I told him he was in for a treat as I dashed towards the door. But I couldn’t leave the room fast enough — it was already out. I usually can predict how loud they will be, but this time I underestimated it. The night completed its downhill slide when the scent started filling the room. He was very forgiving but I couldn’t look him in the face. I just left.
Doc:
It wasn’t a big deal. There were no limitations on where the night would take us but what ruined the Netflix and chill, even before I turned the TV on, was her pulling the “I am on my period” card. That was a bit distasteful, I think.
Alex:
We were about halfway through the movie, touching and rubbing against each other. I mean, I was really feeling her but then her phone rang. I was so caught up I didn’t want her to answer but after the third ring I collected myself and told her to answer because it could be important. When she did it was her mom. She was talking to her about her kids, as apparently she hadn’t taken care of them all day. That just broke my vibe. I wasn’t going to chill with a woman like that.
Tenny:
I had been unfaithful to her and had not been treating her right. I thought I had my game all together until I realised that my girl kept asking me questions about the movie that was on. It mimicked my behaviour in every detail. Before I could get distance between us, my girl was screaming and throwing everything in her path at me. Netflix and chill turned out to be hospital and bills.
Sheena:
All day I was just thinking that something bad was going to happen, but then the time came to relax, and I thought, what could go wrong? Well, everything did, because in the midst of us relaxing his babymother walked in screaming and throwing things every where, including at my face. I would say I deserved it, but he had sworn that his life was drama-free. He just never looked the type.
Kelly:
Things moved from his sitting room to his bedroom; not that I minded because I knew that more than anything it was a booty call. But even as we were getting hot and bothered, he kept looking at his phone. I was going to coyly take the phone and put it away, but then I glimpsed a few words on the screen. Can you imagine that this guy was sexting someone else while he was getting it on with me? Then he had the nerve to justify his actions by saying he had never had a threesome. That was some weird type of creepy. I hope he got the relief he needed because I wasn’t in the mood for sick games.
