Crazy lengths I’ve gone to for sex
WE’VE all heard some pretty absurd stories of the things humans will do to satisfy their desires, be it for food, money, drugs or love.
But when it comes to ‘getting some’, the level of depravity seems to have no bounds.
Below some people shared with All Woman the crazy lengths they’ve gone to for sex.
Martin:
My friend introduced me to this girl who lived in Mandeville. We spoke on the phone and had very sexy conversations. She decided she wanted to see me and spend some ‘quality’ time with me. So I left Stony Hill, hopped on a bus to downtown Kingston, took another bus to Mandeville, then took a taxi to her home. When I got there and things got heated she said, “No, I’m not ready yet.” I was very upset and disappointed as she led me on and brought me through all that effort only to turn me down.
Shari-Ann:
I decided to surprise my husband and wore lingerie under my work clothes. He didn’t know this, and I had his vehicle that day, so I had to pick him up from work. When I got there I undid my jacket (I wasn’t wearing a camisole) and sat in the parking lot waiting on him, waiting to see his expression. I reclined the seat and my lingerie was now very visible. Some time passed and I heard a knock at the window, but couldn’t see who it was as it was dark. I thought it was my hubby, so I rolled down the windows looking all seductive, only to see the security guard with a shocked look on his face. As embarrassed as I was, I couldn’t even roll up the window. I just said, “Don’t mind me, what is it?” He said he was just there to tell me that my husband would be out in 15 minutes.
Henry:
I’m one of the supervisors at a small company and we hired this new girl sometime last year. She is more attractive than the other ladies at the office and immediately they set out to throw her under the bus. Like many of the guys there, I liked her, and she seemed to like me too. When my admin assistant went on maternity leave, I immediately promoted the new girl, so we would spend more time together. It worked, and we got intimate, but the other women who would have been better suited for the position still think I’m a jackass.
Francis:
My girlfriend and I had been dating for a few months but we were not intimate. We decided to go to a party one night and I thought it was time to consummate our relationship. We got drunk, danced, kissed and got really close on the dance floor. When the event ended I told her that I thought it was time and she agreed. I don’t know if it was because we were both very drunk, but we got down and dirty in the parking lot with people passing by and looking.
Lisa:
I asked to be transferred to a different department that had a heavier workload just to get close to a co-worker and eventually get laid. The joke is, I got my wish, but he didn’t stay with me for long.
Toni-Ann:
I was seeing this guy who lived in Portmore and it had been weeks since anything happened between us. One day he called and said he wanted me to come over. I really had no extra funds to get from where I was to him, so I borrowed the fare and begged a friend to drop me at the closest point to get a bus to get to his home. When my friend dropped me off, there was no one at the bus stop and I was approached by two men who attempted to rob me. I had to run into the scheme in front of the bus stop and right onto a man’s verandah so as to not be left without money and a phone.
Ricardo:
I walked from my home in Kingston 20 to Mona to see a girl who still left me sexually frustrated. Worse thing is, I had to walk back home.
