Worst date ever
TWITTER user Misunderstood Worm – @_blotty – caused quite a stir on the Internet when she posted 18 Tweets about a faecal-sensitive first date with a guy she had only met a few days earlier. The Tweets recounted the details of the date, which in a nutshell consisted of her placing poop in her purse and continuing her date after encountering a toilet that wouldn’t flush.
The Canadian user, whose real name is Makela, said the experience was very embarrassing for her, and advised others dating against drinking coffee before a date, as in her book it is better to be sleepy than to hide poop in your purse.
She’s not alone. Below readers share with All Woman their worst dating experiences.
Joshua:
I drove all the way from Kingston to Santa Cruz to meet this girl who I was talking to on Facebook. She had these really hot pictures but when I got there I found out that she had just had a baby.
Carol:
I went out with a guy who I knew from university. While on the date he kept seeing people he knew and would invite them to sit with us or he would leave me alone and go and chat them up for extended periods. I sat there and started trying to enjoy my own company to no avail. Eventually I told him I had to go and he had the nerve to ask me why. I left and I’ve never accepted another invitation from him.
Janice:
My boyfriend had arranged for a movie date with myself and him and his friend and the friend’s girlfriend. I said no problem and did my hair, got dressed, did my make-up and waited. They took some time to get to my house and I started feeling hungry so I drank a glass of milk and ate some tea biscuits, with hope that it would suffice until we were ready to eat on the date. It so happens that as they got to my gate I started feeling ill. So I told my boyfriend how I felt and he came inside, got me some smelling salts, I took a pill to settle my stomach, waited a few minutes, thought I was good, and we left. As we got to the theatre’s parking lot, I started vomiting. Some caught my boyfriend’s clothes, and of course, his car was messed up. His friend knew me but the friend’s girlfriend didn’t and she was pretty scornful. Thinking fast, his friend left the vehicle and my boyfriend took me outside the car for some fresh air. It didn’t help. I started puking everywhere and knowing how scandalous Jamaicans are, everyone was running or pointing at me. I started to cry and told him to get me home. He obliged and when I got home it continued. I could see he was trying to help and showed a great deal of concern but I couldn’t face him or his friend for a few days.
Julie:
Julie:
I reluctantly agreed to go on a date with a man who was separated, and who said his divorce was going to be finalised soon. He said he and his soon-to-be ex were on good terms for the children’s sake. Lies! While we were leaving dinner a car drove up, and out popped a woman who seemed ready to punch me down. He started to tremble, as she was bigger than he was. She came charging towards us, and I didn’t wait to hear the end of it, I just hightailed it out of there. He called me days later to offer an explanation, but I just hung up on him. Any woman with that kind of anger obviously has unresolved marital issues.
Tashawna:
Tashawna:
I went to a nine-night with a group of my friends and ended up going out elsewhere with some guys we knew from the community. While enjoying ourselves we ended up at a motel and I became nervous and said I wasn’t going inside. The guys reassured me that they just wanted to chill out before going back to the event. So I went in. While inside one of them started coming on to me, and I said no. He became demanding and we started to tussle until I eventually got out, only to see my friends outside sitting quite contented wondering why I looked so horrified. When I told them what transpired they started cursing him out, with the guys saying he had ruined their chances of ever getting anywhere with my friends.
Brian:
Brian:
I brought a girl to lunch once and she sat on her phone the entire time texting, posting pictures to Instagram, and even called her best friend to tell her how much of a great time she was having and what she didn’t like. I was very irritated because we were on a date trying to spend quality time, and she was busy keeping up appearances on social media.
Paul:
Paul:
I was dating this girl who had had a rough life, but she was cute, so I allowed a lot of things to pass. It was pretty PG for the first few weeks; we didn’t even kiss. But once we decided to get intimate I understood why she had been so shy. In the middle of French kissing I felt something move from her mouth to mine. At first I thought it was chewing gum, but when I removed it, it was a tooth. One of her front teeth was false, and she didn’t even bother to let me know.
