My creepy ex

WHAT’S the creepiest thing a past or current girl or boyfriend has ever done? Even in an intimate space, where more often than not experimenting is the name of the game and anything goes, there are no-no’s when it comes to some behaviours.

This week, All Woman readers share stories of when awkward became creepy.

Joy:

I was dating a guy and every time we showered together, he would take my underwear just so that he could smell it. He closed his eyes and inhaled like I would do when I was anticipating a meal.

Troy:

She had a toe fetish. So every time we’d get intimate, or even when I was just watching football, she would suck my toes off. It felt good but was also pretty gross because I have cheesy feet.

Abby:

I loved seeing him, but he was always there, always hovering like my shadow. I didn’t like it and I thought I was paranoid until my friends and family started talking about it. He was a nice guy, but I didn’t feel comfortable around him.

Natalie:

He put a tracking device on all my gadgets.

Michelle:

I am usually at work, yet I would get up to 60 missed calls within like two hours from him, saying he just wanted to “check on” me.

Keron:

She hung many pictures of me on her wall. It’s not like she was a photographer or a lover of art and I was her muse, she was just obsessed. The same went for her screens and even on social media. There were more pictures of me than her. It was not just me being uncomfortable, even my mom said she was obviously territorial.

Bill:

When we were having sex, or sometimes even when we were out with friends, there was this song she liked and she would sometimes yell randomly: Scotty doesn’t know, gotta tell him myself… Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know! She did it for a good three months.

F:

My girl slapped me around because she dreamt that I had gone back to my ex. It’s creepy because she kept having similar dreams and tried to beat me up for something only she could control.