Caught in the act
LET’S face it, probably at the top of everyone’s list of nightmares — unless it’s a fantasy — is being caught doing the naughty. Whether it is that you were too caught up in the moment to close the door or find a more private place, having someone walk in on you can be quite embarrassing.
Unfortunately, getting caught happens more often than we think, and a few people whose embarrassment has faded a bit agreed to help us get our giggles on by relating their experiences.
Derek:
I was about 17 at the time and my family would go to the country often. One summer my girl and I found a place we liked in a secluded valley. One day we were in our “romping shop”, and in the midst of our rendezvous, three kids — two of them my cousins — jumped out of some bushes. They had been curious about our daily excursions and decided to investigate. Well, after having laughed us to scorn and mocking us every day, you know who had to buy them ice cream every Sunday along with doing other favours.
Jordan:
I don’t know if this counts, but in my early 20s and literally a couple weeks before leaving my mom’s place, she busted the door open while I was there enjoying the warmth of my palm on my member. She was most certainly not amused; she was freaked out and called my sister and told her. I don’t know how I forgot to close my door and you know how Jamaican parents are, they just don’t knock.
Alicia:
It was my first year of university and my boyfriend, who went to a neighbouring university, came by on one of his usual visits. There was an established unwritten code that the roommates would give each other space when we had a male visitor. Anyway, it’s important to say that on this particular day, Madam Roommate and I had a disagreement, but she left anyway. When things got hot between my boyfriend and me, and a whole lotta smacking and naughty were happening, I heard the key in the door and she burst the door open, luckily alone and not with her entourage. She came in, turned on the light, then turned it off again and went to bed. We then proceeded to get dressed under the sheets because we couldn’t afford to give her another show. Embarrassing then, it took weeks for me to get over her and her staring friends, but now it’s just too funny.
Kim:
Troy was my first love, but he moved away and we lost contact. When my friend’s grandmother died I was going to support her on the eastern side of the island, knowing there was a good chance of seeing Troy. We made the long trip and Troy was there — tall, well-built, and helping the family to prepare for the set-up. We made eye contact and as soon as he secured the bamboo, he came and hugged me tight, sweaty and all. Oh gosh, it was a big turn-on. The night of the set-up, while everybody was distracted, we slipped into my friend’s grandma’s room and we started getting it on. We were almost sure we were alone, so we got on the bed naked. But my friend’s uncle who was asleep jumped out of the bed in fright and demanded to know who I was. Troy answered and said I was a friend, and the uncle said it was inappropriate and that we should take it somewhere else.
Dillon:
I have a few experiences from my early teens, but I definitely remember when my son was about 15 or 16, he walked in on us in a position I doubt he knew existed. Looking back I have to laugh because the music was a little loud and I was moving to the rhythm of the music and he screamed. But luckily we got the matter under control before the other kids came in to stare at our naked butts. My wife became obsessed with the door lock afterwards and my son never entered again unless he was invited.
