Which professionals are best in bed?
SCIENTIFICALLY, the hypothesis that one can judge a man’s prowess in bed merely by his profession may be proven baseless, but still many women swear by this theory. In fact, there is a popular Jamaican belief that men in uniform, for example, are superior beings in the bedroom, as they know how to take charge.
What do women believe? All Woman asked some of its female readers to share which profession tends to have the best lovers/studs, and this is what they had to say:
Nordia, 27, teacher:
Managers, doctors and lawyers. Any of these three, I believe, usually make not just good lovers, but long-term partners. They are usually on the whole very pleasant. They know how to be powerful and domineering, but not overbearingly so. They are also very good communicators, which is a plus in the bedroom. They are also very concerned about your well-being, are great kissers, and they always seem to know where and how to touch.
Kemeisha, 23, customer service rep:
I beg to differ on any suggestion that men in suits are some of the best in bed. What I will advise you is to get a professional footballer. They know how to keep up, oh yes — they know how to keep it and you up. They are always so energised, so if you are the marathon type, then these men would be God’s gift to you. They also seem to be the manual builders of sex positions. I don’t know where they pull it from, but there is always something new coming. They focus on what they have to do, they take their time, and they are very good at what they do. So don’t just get a baller, get a professional.
Shanice, 22, university student:
Firemen. They are the ones who nobody really thinks of, but let me tell you, ladies, they will put it on you real good.
Mitchell, 38, nurse:
I love military men. From my experience, I theorise that with them often away from their families, when they finally come home they will bring heaven and earth in that room. They make it so good that it will serve you until you get ‘serviced’ again.
Andrea, 32, manager:
I have the ‘hots’ for executive chefs. Have you seen how they can flip that skillet? Well, they can flip more than that skillet, and I guarantee when it’s done you will be wanting more. Also, they pay attention to detail, they are gentle. You ever see how they take their time to season that meat? It’s the same bedroom vibe, and then there is a balance because they know how to rough it up too. Have you ever seen how aggressive they look when sautéing a pan of veggies? If you haven’t, you should at least YouTube some and you would see what I am getting at.
Jody-Ann, 34, sales representative:
Give me a man in uniform any day. They are very romantic and kinda wild in bed. They live off fantasies and are willing to try new things. This is why sex is so great with them. These qualities make sex fun and entertaining.
Jinell, 29, receptionist:
Men in uniform are overrated. It’s true that some are good, but I think the best are men in suits. Why them haffi look so good? Not just that, but speaking from experience, they know how to put it down on you. They will press you out real good, take the time to button you up, and still have time to straighten you out. I guess you can say wearing a suit teaches them a lot. Oh, and this is true regardless of penis size, they just know how to work it like they work those suits.