Ram goat, mad men and long gun
Friends, mi did feel sorry fi di poor ram goat (35) that was tied up in the back of the van that fly past me at PSM square. You could see it pon him face dat him know him headed for the slaughterhouse. And boy, the occupants of the car — two old men (2, 9) — were smiling much ’cause dem know what was in store.
I saw three madman (3, 27) sitting on the piazza outside a wholesale (33) talking to each other. Mi wonder what was the topic of that conversation.
Some people just nuh use dem head (12). What was the stupid man (23) thinking when him decide him was going to try outdrive the police (13) dem. Mi seh di lawman dem draw dung pon him with some big long gun (31, 27) deh yuh si!
Boy, it wasn’t a good look when the two SUV full a Chiney man (17) mek di wrong turn pon di busy one-way street. A who seh our motorists are not courteous. Thank God (26) for the patient ones who guide di obvious tourist dem to safety.
Someone need to find and arrest the careless parents for the boy (11) who was seen begging at the stoplight so late at night. Shame on you! More time.