THE RAKE MASTER SAYS… Puss, dead and blind man
Yuck! It was a messy (32) puss (14) affair that greeted me when I arrived in the car park yesterday. Well, dem seh that mess is gold, so mi hope that it will be good gold for all Rake Master readers.
Mi could not believe it! Four more deaths (3) on di road. No man something must be wrong why we seeing so much blood (4). Then, it has emerged that the departed one (29) who led a flock was practising necromancy, so wi hope him neva set nuh bad luck pon di road.
Then friends, mi see a man (23) di other day running fi him life. I was there wondering what him thief (5) why him a run and look behind himself so.
Saw a blind man (27) at the roadside yesterday looking like he was lost. Hope all went well with him.
Have you checked your ticket? Hurry up cause that Super Lotto win a big money (25).
Walk good until next time.
