Friends, mi happy fi see that Jamaica is making news around the world fi the right reason.

Wi need fi ask God (26) fi have mercy on the old lady (36) who has been deemed the ‘world’s oldest living person’ and keep her hale and hearty. The way how she look strong (6) mi know she’s gonna be around for a while longer. To live 117 years and look so rosy should be a life goal. But di way how wi love kill off (3) wi one another people barely a mek it out a childhood. As fi the rake, mi think we should pull her age apart so we can catch the mean man. So, think the numbers 1, 11 17, and 7.

The twin baby boys (2, 34, 11) held centre court at church yesterday. Dem so cute and pleasant that those who were sitting in the row behind dem guardians barely hear what the pastor (29) was saying.

It look like di big belly (8) man (23) never realise seh a nuh him alone inna di food (20) line (31). Di man pile him plate so high (29) it look like Blue Mountain. Him coulda barely see over it. More time.